“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”- John Barrymore

“Nobody ever took a job hoping it would suck.”- Brad Montgomery, Funny Guy

“Independence is happiness.”- Susan B. Anthony

“Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better take things as they come along with patience and equanimity.”- Carl Jung

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”- Anonymous

“Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.”- Anonymous