“There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state to another, nothing more. He who has felt the deepest grief is best able to experience supreme happiness. We must have felt what it is to die, that we may appreciate the enjoyments of life.”- Alexandre Dumas

“My favorite gratitude game is to find little things each day which make me think, ‘How Cool is That?!’”- Brad Montgomery, Corporate Comedian

“Zippers are more popular in automated offices than elsewhere – if you wear a button – someone’s liable to push it.”- Anonymous

“But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life; and thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine.”- Thomas Jefferson

“Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.”- Nathaniel Hawthorne

“You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.”- Dilbert