Funny & Motivational Quotes

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”- Anonymous
“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”- Rita Rudner
“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”- Albert Schweitzer
“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”- Issac Asimov
“It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child – but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”- Homer J Simpson
“Many people have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.”- Helen Keller

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Elders, Make Room

I know this article will make many people mad, but remember that it is only my opinion. I believe men and women age 70 and older who have done well, accumulated sufficient wealth and currently have a sizeable retirement fund should stop working full-time. Yes, stop working 35 plus hours per week! Before you launch [...]

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Politicians Dance a Jig

Do you ever wonder why politicians do not or cannot give a straight answer?  It is really amazing and downright annoying to watch a politician being interviewed.  There is no “Yes” or “No” answer with politicians.  Why is that?  Yes, someone will say that they must be careful of what they say for that could [...]

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