Funny & Motivational Quotes

“The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.”- Virginia Woolf
“The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.”- Mark Twain
“Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.”- Fran Leibowitz
“Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”- Anonymous
“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”- Will Rogers
“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”- Rodney Dangerfield
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Government Promises Medicare Fix – Funny!

In their drive to ram a monstrous health care bill through Congress, the President and Democratic leaders are claiming the current bill will drive down the deficit by more than $100 billion in 10 years and by more than $1 trillion in 20 years. When asked how this will happen, the Democrats have said that . . . → Read More: Government Promises Medicare Fix – Funny!

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Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid’s Pepper Pot

The drive for health care reform is driving the Democrats nuts. Irrespective of public sentiments, President Obama and his deputies, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, are gunning for anything, do or die, to push a massive health care bill through Congress and ram it down the throats of the American people.

What will they think of . . . → Read More: Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid’s Pepper Pot

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