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Upcoming Volunteer Opportunities:

Capital Challenge Walk Ms Presented By Security Storage Company
September 25, 2010
Washington, DC, 20036
(202) 296-5363
Event Supporters (oct.)
October 9, 2010
McLean, VA, 22101
(703) 442-7557
Market Fair Set-up Assistant* (oct.) (mcps Ssl Approved)
October 9, 2010
McLean, VA, 22101
(703) 442-7557
Restore The Joy Empowerment Luncheon Volunteers (mcps Ssl Approved)
October 9, 2010
Gaithersburg, MD, 20886
(301) 963-8588
Event Take-down Assistant (oct.) (mcps Ssl Approved)
October 17, 2010
McLean, VA, 22101
(703) 442-7557

Government Promises Medicare Fix – Funny!

By Peter Grant, on March 19th, 2010%

In their drive to ram a monstrous health care bill through Congress, the President and Democratic leaders are claiming the current bill will drive down the deficit by more than $100 billion in 10 years and by more than $1 trillion in 20 years. When asked how this will happen, the Democrats have said that . . . → Read More: Government Promises Medicare Fix – Funny!