Funny & Motivational Quotes

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”- Anonymous
“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”- Rita Rudner
“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”- Albert Schweitzer
“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”- Issac Asimov
“It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child – but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”- Homer J Simpson
“Many people have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.”- Helen Keller

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Government Promises Medicare Fix – Funny!

In their drive to ram a monstrous health care bill through Congress, the President and Democratic leaders are claiming the current bill will drive down the deficit by more than $100 billion in 10 years and by more than $1 trillion in 20 years. When asked how this will happen, the Democrats have said that [...]

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Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid’s Pepper Pot

The drive for health care reform is driving the Democrats nuts. Irrespective of public sentiments, President Obama and his deputies, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, are gunning for anything, do or die, to push a massive health care bill through Congress and ram it down the throats of the American people. What will they think [...]

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Politicians Dance a Jig

Do you ever wonder why politicians do not or cannot give a straight answer?  It is really amazing and downright annoying to watch a politician being interviewed.  There is no “Yes” or “No” answer with politicians.  Why is that?  Yes, someone will say that they must be careful of what they say for that could [...]

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