Funny & Motivational Quotes

“The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.”- Virginia Woolf
“The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.”- Mark Twain
“Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.”- Fran Leibowitz
“Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”- Anonymous
“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”- Will Rogers
“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”- Rodney Dangerfield
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Are you as frustrated as I am with party-line votes? Or, have you accepted that this is the way of Washington politics? How can two political parties that purport to act on behalf of the American people produce laws that only one party will support? It is incredible that 95% of the votes . . . → Read More: Away With Party-Line Votes

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