Funny & Motivational Quotes

“Nobody ever took a job hoping it would suck.”- Brad Montgomery, Motivational Speakers
“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans”- John Lennon
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes – and I can’t remember the other two…”- Sir Norman Wisdom
“Marriage is like π – natural, irrational, and very important.”- Lisa Hoffman
“People trust people who make them laugh. Want to improve your work and home relationships? Make ‘em laugh.”

- Brad Montgomery, Corporate Comedian

“The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.”- Mark Twain

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The New Covenant

This cup is the New Testament (Covenant) in My Blood… What wonderful words! On the night before His crucifixion, Jesus held the Passover with His twelve disciples, including Peter and Judas who would deny and betray Him, respectively. The Bible tells us that Jesus broke bread and gave to His disciples declaring that it represented [...]

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Stuck for 38 Years (Pool at Bethesda)!

Can you imagine being stuck for 38 years? Whether it is fighting to provide for your family; building a loving and lasting marriage; establishing your own business; or, fulfilling God’s call on your life, sitting in one place for 38 years is a very long time. The sick man in St. John 5 did not [...]

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Stuck for 38 Years (Pool at Bethesda)!

Can you imagine being stuck for 38 years? Whether it is fighting to provide for your family; building a loving and lasting marriage; establishing your own business; or, fulfilling God’s call on your life. Whatever area it may be, sitting in one place for 38 years is a very long time. The sick man in [...]

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Are All Christians Hypocrites?

One common reason some people give for not attending church or more importantly pursuing a relationship with Jesus Christ is that “too many hypocrites are in church.” And the church says, “Amen.” It goes without saying that if Christians preach love and forgiveness, we should live what we preach. Unfortunately, there are many of us [...]

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What’s the Christian Standard?

Christians’ Pattern And look that thou make them after their pattern as was shewed to thee in the mount. Exodus 25:40 This week as part of one of my devotions I read from Exodus 25 where God gave Moses the blueprint for the Tabernacle. For those of you who are not familiar with the story, [...]

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Your Best Lives on in Memoriam

Your Best Lives on in Memoriam Give your best in whatever you do, because your best lives on in memoriam. If you are like me, there are times – at work, with family, with a relationship, in giving a gift – when you just feel like giving what it takes. The mindset becomes, “If I [...]

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