Funny & Motivational Quotes

“Nobody ever took a job hoping it would suck.”- Brad Montgomery, Motivational Speakers
“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans”- John Lennon
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes – and I can’t remember the other two…”- Sir Norman Wisdom
“Marriage is like π – natural, irrational, and very important.”- Lisa Hoffman
“People trust people who make them laugh. Want to improve your work and home relationships? Make ‘em laugh.”

- Brad Montgomery, Corporate Comedian

“The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.”- Mark Twain

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