“You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.”- Eric Hoffer

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”- George Bernard Shaw

“Quality of work life is directly related to quality of work product. Therefore, invest in your quality of work life! Have some fun; get more done.”- Brad Montgomery, Motivational Speakers

“The advice about being the sum of the people you hang with and the books you read extends to other media as well. Careful what radio and TV you watch; it can make you negative fast.”

- Brad Montgomery, Corporate Comedian

“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”- Issac Asimov

“The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?”- Henry David Thoreau