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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”- Anonymous

“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”- Rita Rudner

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”- Albert Schweitzer

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”- Issac Asimov

“It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child – but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”- Homer J Simpson

“Many people have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.”- Helen Keller